1. BOY's hate sluts even though they have sex with us.
(Oh yeah.. You’re not “POPULAR” if you’ve slept with more than 6 guys.. You’re a HOE.)
2. “Hey, are you busy?” or “Are you doing something?” ~ two phrases we open with to stop from stammering on the phone.
3. BOY's may be flirting around all day but before we go to sleep, BOY's always think about the girl we truly care about.
4. Before BOY's call, we try to plan out a little about what BOY's going to say so there will not be any awkward pauses, but once we’re on the phone we forget it all and
makes it up as we goes.5. BOY's go crazy over a girl’s smile.
6. BOY's will do anything just to get you to notice us.
7. BOY's hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they’re going for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.
8. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.
9. BOY's need to be reassured often that, we are still loved.
10. Don’t talk about your guy friends to your us. See No.11..
11. BOY's get jealous easily.
12. BOY's are more emotional than we’d like people to think.
13. Giving a BOY's a hanging message like “You know what?!..uh… never mind..” would make BOY's jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And we’ll assume we did something wrong and BOY's be obsess about it trying to figure it out.
14. BOY's are good flatterers when courting but we usually stammer when we talk to a girl we really like.
15. BOY's hate asking our parents for money to buy girls presents. So we come up with ideas like saving our lunch money for a week. But it never works because BOY's are always hungry so we end up asking our parents for money anyway.
16. Girls are our weaknesses.
17. BOY's are very open about ourselves.
18. It’s good to test BOY's first before you trust BOY's. But don’t let BOY's wait too long.
19. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.
20. If BOY's tell you about his problems, BOY's just needs someone to listen to him. You don’t need to give advice.
21. A usual act that proves that the BOY's like you is when we tease you.
22. B
OY's love you more than you love him if BOY are serious in our relationship.23. BOY's will brag about anything.
24. BOY's use words like hot or cute to describe girls. BOY's rarely use beautiful. If BOY's use that, BOY's like you a whole hell of a lot.
25. No matter how much BOY's talk about asses and boobs, personality is a
lways the key.26. BOY's learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
27. BOY's worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.
28. BOY's think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn’t notice it can make us think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.
29. BOY's seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy’s confused, then we’re all confused.
30. Any of us guys could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.
31. Try to be as straightforward as possible. BOY's like that attitude.
32. If BOY's do something stupid in front of a girl, BOY's will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time BOY's spend time with that girl.
33. If BOY's look unusually calm and laid back, we’re probably faking it and is spazzing inside.
34. When BOY's say we are going crazy about a girl, BOY's really are. BOY's rarely say that.
35. When BOY's asks you to leave us alone, BOY's are just actually saying, “Please come and listen to me.”
36.BOY's don’t really have final decisions.
37. If BOY's starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn’t happen that often, so when it does, you know something’s up.
38. If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you’re with your boyfriend, he’s probably jealous and likes you.
39. When BOY's tell you that you are beautiful, don’t say you aren’t. It makes us want to stop telling you because BOY's don’t want you to disagree with us.
40. When BOY's look at you for longer than a second, we’re definitely thinking something.
41. BOY's like femininity not feebleness.
42. BOY's don’t like girls who punch harder than we do.
43. BOY's have more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.
44. Don’t be a snob. BOY's can be intimidated and give up easily.
45. Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. But not too much.
46. BOY's talk about girls more than girls talk about BOY's.
47. BOY's hate rejection, but BOY's really hate being led on even more. See No.48 to see why..
48. If you are going to reject BOY's, just do it. Don’t say BOY's are like a brother or just good friends, it will hurt BOY's even more. Tell him that you aren’t interested in a relationship and he will respect you.
49. BOY's really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.
50. BOY's would give our left nut to be able to read a girl’s mind for a day.
51. No guy can handle all his problems on his own. BOY's just too stubborn to admit it.
52. Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesn’t mean he represents ALL of them.
53. BOY's don’t like girls who are too skinny.
54. BOY's love it when girls talk about thier boobs.
55. Always make sure you know what kind of stuff your getting into before making out with us… Like whether it’s a one time deal or not….
56. Believe it or not shy guys are the most easiest to talk to.. It may not seem right but trust me they will start opening up like books after you just ask them questions about their lives and unoticable tell them about yours…
57. When BOY's hit your butt it means that we wants you sexually.
58. Even if BOY's refuse it, BOY's are ticklish on the ribs.
59. BOY's love neck rubs and if we let you keep doing it.. It means t
hat we really like you or our neck really hurts.60. BOY's will test the waters to see how far we can get with you. Even if we doesn’t intend to, it will happen. Know how far it is you want to let them go and BOY's will respect that… After you let them know a couple times.
61. When BOY's sacrifice our sleep and health just to be with you, BOY's really like you and BOY's want to be with
you as much as possible.
